Who is squints sandlot

Squints : You've never heard of the sultan of swat? Kenny : The titan of terror. Benny Rodriguez : The king of crash, man. Smalls : [narrating] So, I lied. Smalls : Oh! The Great Bambino. Of course.

I thought you said the great Bambi. Ham Porter : That wimpy deer? Squints : [Squints is about to tell a story] Quiet! Are you trying to wake it up.

It just went to bed! Smalls : [quite loudly] What just went to bed? All : SHH! All : The Beast. Smalls : [louder] Oh yeah!

Squints : I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling I can't take this no more!

Smalls : You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the Squints : If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that. Squints : The kid is a L7 weenie. Yeah Yeah : Yeah, yeah - Oscar Meyer even. Footlong, dodger dog, a weenie!

All : Ohhh haha. Benny Rodriguez :! You run like a duck! Yeah Yeah : 'Kay 'kay, but I'm Benny Rodriguez : Part of the game right? Yeah Yeah : Mmm Benny Rodriguez : Now how come he don't get to be? Bertram : He's a geek, man. All : He can't catch. Benny Rodriguez : [looks back at Smalls] Man, base up you blockheads. Squints : [In the tree house, telling the story of the mutant dog who lives next door] Squints : Come on, Benny. The kid is a Squints : L, 7, Weenie!

Yeah Yeah : Yeah. Squints Palledorous. Edit source History Talk 0. The Sandlot [ ] Squints is the grandson of Squidman Palledorous , a former police chiefback that told him the legend of the meanest old man that ever lived and the Beast just a joke. Gallery [ ]. Cancel Save. Universal Conquest Wiki. As for Shelton, she told US Weekly that she's "shocked" by the film's legacy.

Shelton is married to Skyscraper and Rampage producer Beau Flynn, and the two are always amused by the countless Halloween costumes inspired by her swimsuit. According to People , Shelton and Flynn married in and have two daughters together. Hollywood wasn't always front-of-mind for Chauncey Leopardi.

In fact, he was discovered in Dallas at six-years-old while accompanying his cousin to an agency audition. While most of his characters were comical big mouths, Chauncey Leopardi took a wicked turn as bully Alan White in 's cult series Freaks and Geeks. With his long hair and powerful pitches, Leopardi's character makes dodgeball a living hell for geek Sam Weir and his friends, although it's later revealed he's acting out of his own feelings of loneliness. The show, created by Paul Feig and executive produced by Judd Apatow, didn't last more than a season on network television, however it developed a devoted following over the years, helping launch the careers of Leopardi's co-stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jason Segel, and Busy Philipps.

Considering the show cultivated a fandom years past its premiere — much like The Sandlot , Leopardi is down for a reunion, although he told The Reel Place in that nothing was in the works. The majority of the show's cast later reunited for a Vanity Fair cover, however Leopardi did not participate for unknown reasons.

As one of Jared Padalecki's character Dean's best friends, viewers saw Kyle transform from a partying high school teenager to a wounded Navy veteran with a hook for a hand. Don't worry, though, with his signature charm, he tells Rory Alexis Bledel that it's "a real chick magnet.

Though Leopardi was maturing in his 20's and his Gilmore Girls character was quite the Casanova, he told Patrick Renna on You're Killing Me that he didn't reap the benefits of his attractiveness and notoriety till later in the game.

He portrayed a bad boy caught in a taco stand spat in a guest role on CSI before reportedly taking a break from acting for a few years. Chauncey Leopardi delivered the following shocker to the Ya Neva Know podcast in , admitting he "did everything fast," and revealing that he got married at years-old and was a father by According to TMZ , Leopardi and ex-wife Stefani married in and filed for divorce in , however they had been separated since and had been "too lazy to file the docs.

Leopardi is currently unmarried, however he revealed on social media in that he was dating Los Angeles Rams cheerleader Jennifer Garcia, and introduced her to Patrick Renna during his You're Killing Me YouTube series. He seems to be taking fatherhood seriously, writing in an Instagram post on his son's second birthday, "I named you Chance because you're my second chance at life. As for his kids, they've all seen The Sandlot by now, though considering his youngest are children themselves, the jury's out on their official evaluations.

Chauncey Leopardi touched home base again when he reprised his role as Squints in 's direct-to-video release The Sandlot: Heading Home , starring Luke Perry.